@AncientPortland is Twitter account that serves as a "Guide to the Curious and Notable Ancient Wonders found in the Most Noble City of Portland, Oregon."
Although Portland has recently gained popularity in the national media, less attention has been paid to its previous 2,000 years of history.
This account reminds both newcomers and natives of a gentler age when Sasquatches were valued for their cheese, curbside corpse pickup was weekly, and Hall & Oates was available on wax cylinder.
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