Important announcement. A recently discovered sign declares that three identical people can go any direction they like. As long as it’s up or down.

Blöckenstöck Longhaus
1. A citywide longhouse.

Every dwelling—home, apartment, trailer, and doghouse—in the city are to be demolished. Making way for one jumbo high-density mixed-use building. Absolutely everyone will live there. No exceptions. Among the exciting improvements will be speedier takeout.

2. The mother of all city planning. Portland Oregon’s cutting edge future.